1890's Wicker Coffin, Casket, Death, Funeral, Cemetery

Y'all, this is my favorite item yet!!! The description for this "1890's Wicker Coffin, Casket, Death, Funeral, Cemetery" (?) states that this, um, thing, was used to transport bodies from a person's place of death to the funeral home. And if that alone didn't convince you to buy it now (at $650, no less), how about all these suggested uses:

-Coffee table

-Linen and blanket storage

-Display item

Ummmm okay. Back up. You say that this used to carry dead people, and now you are suggesting that it would make a good place to store my sheets and blankets? EW. The end.

Yellow, adorable, and perfect for a child's bedroom!

Oh, were you talking about the chair? Well ... never mind then.

So mad!

Now THOSE are some angry bears. So, so mad.

Now I know why people are scared of clowns.

Get your scary clown trunk right here!

Yep.

The nightmares have already started. In case you are in the market for an "Antique Composition Doll Torso, Legs, Arms, Hands Feet," you can place your bid right here.

The Happiest Place on Earth

... can be yours.

Honestly though ...

Why does one man have so many miniature chairs?